Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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