He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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