pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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