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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What a dumb baby whore.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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