He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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