oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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