Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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