I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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