i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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