i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
