Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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