Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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