Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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