this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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