After last night, I could never be a politician.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Randomize