Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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