school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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