i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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