Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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