I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
vagina is talking i cant
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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