We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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