I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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