people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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