"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I had to cum in my sink.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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