when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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