I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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