Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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