I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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