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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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