My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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