Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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