a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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