I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
thus making me awesome and them whores
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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