He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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