you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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