i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
