dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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