I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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