another moral hangover. fuck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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