Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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