belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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