he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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