I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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