on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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