is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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