So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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