I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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