she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Randomize