Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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