...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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