If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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