she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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