i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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