Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
