can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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