ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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