Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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